Unless you’re an idiot, you all know by now I am single. Contrary to popular belief, being single does NOT mean being miserable, sitting home alone all the time, and eating ice cream; not that there’s ANYTHING wrong with that (aside from the being miserable part). In fact, I am really happy with my life; I have… Continue reading How to be single..
You guys.. it’s getting to be warmer and I’m getting super excited for summer. I love being outdoors. And by that I mean I like drinking on patios. As you know by now, I always use fake names (unless someone deserves to be put on blast as a warning to my fellow single sisters). Last… Continue reading My date with a magician
First let me start by saying, I’M SORRY.. It’s been a really long time. I’ve missed you guys. And it wasn’t you – it was me. I just needed some space. I’ve been working on a SUPER long post about a man pathetic man-child I dated. This guy kinda screwed with my head, so I’ve been… Continue reading Why you should always Google your dates..
I’ve come to find that although there are millions of guys on dating sites, they tend to fall into categories. Based on these categories, you can find out a lot about their personality (or lack thereof), intentions, and general disposition. Much like you would research the breed of a dog – that’s basically what I’m… Continue reading The worst type of guys on dating sites..
I’ve been slacking a bit on my posts lately, but promise I have a couple good stories coming. To hold you over, enjoy this little ditty about the time someone tried to take me out on a romantic date plan a sketchy and uncomfortable murder-fest. Shortly after I had signed up for online dating, and was… Continue reading Take a hike..
I have never had many problems getting asked on dates. It’s getting the guys to actually follow through and not be “pen pals” that’s the problem. I have met guys who talk for weeks, months, hell – one guy talked to me on and off for A YEAR (shout out to you buddy), with NO… Continue reading It’s not me, it’s 100% you.
It was shortly after New Years of 2015. I had been asked on a date by this guy we’ll call Tom. I don’t remember too many details about him, but I remember that he looked much cuter and more muscular in pictures and looked about 25 years old in person. We had made plans to… Continue reading The time my date showed up drunk